[bootless]

Well, at least they're not in Detroit Tiger territory yet - SportsCenter had a fan shot of some poor soul wearing a brown paper bag over his head. It was labeled: "Detroit Tigers: World's Worst Team."

[speedy]

At least the Tigers don't have a $170 million payroll, so they have some excuse for playing so poorly. Sad about the Tigers -- doesn't seem so long ago they had Trammel and Whittaker and Gibson and Parrish and Morris. I can even remember the Kaline/Cash/McAuliffe/Freehan teams. A long climb down for those Bengals.