[Coop]

I'm surprised he even goes through the door of one of those {hiss!} Catholic churches. It must be the promise of free wine.

[xsmommy]

had you read that story? i was positively apoplectic when i read about it! i told Patton that i saw the Moron at a light on Broad street once, when i was picking my kids up from school, it was all i could do not to scream at him.