Why the sudden concern for our fighting men and women? Exactly how many times have you gone overseas to support the troops? Bob Hope was there in Qatar on the 25th of April with the USO. The best I could manage to find would be an entertainer called Sharon Owens, incidentally British, who has performed for the USO doing impersonations of your good self. Perhaps the troops realized that either way theyd be a getting a fake entertainer and theyd rather see one who was honest about it.
As for the following ..
According to the 9/11 commission report, intelligence reports from December 1998 until the attacks said followers of bin Laden were planning to strike U.S. targets and hijack U.S. planes (Reuters, 7/24/03).
Surely you must have talked with Bill Clinton about this on the many times you stayed over at the White House whilst his wife was out of town? Or maybe not, since a lady doesnt talk with her mouth full.