[Abe Froman]

Hey if I had the chance to deflower the former bubble-gum pink-underwear Brittany, I would be hard pressed to do the right thing. "The Lord will not tempt you beyond what you can handle...."

Brittany has basically deflowered herself anyway these days. She's a foul-mouthed chain-smoking lush.

[presidio9]

do the right thing.

And you call yourself "The Sausage King of Chicago?"