DFU SONG: Come a Little Bit Closer (Gray tells Cruz to stay away from his donors)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 8-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

There is trouble we see in a town that's called Sacramento
There's a guy who's named Cruz and a governor called Low Rent-o
Each one of these scumbags is bad
California has really been had
There's a fight over money and here's the message from Gray-ay-ay

Don't come close to my donors...I'm warning you pal...the money is mine
Don't come close to my donors...I'm staying put...and I'm doing just fine

Polls are showing for Gray that soon it is hasta la vista
He hangs in there because he's still a hopeless and dumb Clintonista
Now the plot has been getting quite rich
He thinks he will get help from the *itch
But if you know the Clintons, he might end up quite dead

Don't come close to my donors...I'm warning you pal...the money is mine
Don't come close to my donors...I'm staying put...and I'm doing just fine

As their battle will rage it is gonna be tough keeping order
There's another two million who just sneaked across our border
For Cruz, it all is well planned
He screams, "This is Mexican land!"
"We will take it all back if we must do it door by door"

Don't come close to my donors...I'm warning you pal...the money is mine
Don't come close to my donors...I'm staying put...and I'm doing just fine

[doug from upland]

Let the fight continue. I'll get the next round of popcorn.