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Senator Ted Kennedy announced today that, although he has been a Republican all his life, and cherishes the conservative ideals of Ronald Reagan and Strom Thurmond, even he has had to rethink his political identity in light of President Bush's terrible behavior. "I'm thinking of becoming a Democrat" said Ted Kennedy. Sources within the Bush Administration admit that they have screwed up the country and that Senator Kennedy is probably right to abandon their political party. "We suck" said a high ranking officia, who requested anonymity.