The View could have Britney making out with Jessica Simpson and I still wouldnt watch.
I've never understood the appeal of four chatterbox cows trying to talk over each other on camera. Just set up a camera in a beauty salon and you have the same effect.
I've only seen a snippet of that show one time, and that was one time too many. It featured a guy on there trying to teach the bovine hostesses how to paint a wall. He finally had to tell them to shut up so that he could get a word in edgewise.