CNN replaces news exec in shakeup (Ryan out, Hair in)

Atlanta Journal-Constitution ^ | 9.15.03 | CAROLINE WILBERT

[jriemer]

Hair's been out for a long time.

[Grampa Dave]

Dive! Dive! Dive!

Wow look at that submarine diving!

Ooops, that's no submarine! That's CNN diving to the bottom with all of its hatches open.

[Liz]

That's CNN diving to the bottom with all of its hatches open.

"Heck, I'm not going down with the CNN ship."

[Grampa Dave]

Princell Hair, the new sub commander for CNN!

His first order at CNN:

Open all hatches, attack President Bush and America! Death to all conservatives! Dive! Dive! Dive!

[Liz]

Man with those teeth, he can chew us all out and still chomp on Bush as a snack.

[geedee]

Funny how the War Slut (aka Christiann Ammanpour) didn't have a problem with CNN "self-censoring" themselves when that censorship favored Saddam, isn't it?

Great point!

[ken5050]

You're in RARE form, today, m'dear....perhaps CNN is gonna merge with BET?

[Liz]

Oh, I dunno Ken, I've had better days.........maybe I need you to inspire me.