[Bubba_Leroy]

Anything by B.S. should automatically get a Projectile Vomit Alert.

[luckydevi]

Nothing p!sses me more off than a limousine liberal

[TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa]

MAÎTRE D:
Ah, good afternoon, sir, and how are we today?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better.
MAÎTRE D:
Better?
MR. CREOSOTE:
Better get a bucket. I'm going to throw up.