Seriously, Kolo, we are ready, willing, and (if not perfectly,)--ABLE!
Our Grand Inquisitor (BlackElk, who has not accepted the nomination) will be delighted to meet with you regarding the details.
Grand Inquisitor?
I just got back from another foray into the Dreadful Diocese of Richmond ... I hear tell that the new Bishop is doing some good things, but evidence of same was nonexistent at the Parish I usually must attend when I go there. That area needs it's own particular inquisitor for a couple of generations. If those poor folks even know the word "orthodox" at all, they just think it's a name for the Greeks on Granby Street.