Scientollywood's A list

The Boston Globe ^ | 03/15/05 | Joseph P. Kahn

[peyton randolph]

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Former or current practitioners include Kirstie Alley, Beck, Jenna Elfman, Al Jarreau, Kelly Preston (Travolta's wife), Juliette Lewis, Karen Black, Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley, Nicole Kidman (Cruise's ex), Anne Archer, Chick Corea, Chaka Khan, and Nancy Cartwright, who voices Bart Simpson.

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[peyton randolph]

A thetan...a thetan...my kingdom for a thetan.

[D.P.Roberts]

The war is on. These bozos will be sorry they messed with Cartman.

[peyton randolph]

These bozos will be sorry they messed with Cartman.

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Looks like a Bart Simpson/Eric Cartman showdown. My money is on Cartman...particularly after the Scott Tenorman Must Die episode.

[Rastus]

Body thetan
Walking down the street
Body thetan
The kind I'd like to meet
Body thetan

I don't believe you
You're not the truth
No one'd be kooky enough to believe in you
Mercy!

You've probably never heard of him, but Jason Dohring from Veronica Mars is also a Scientologist and the son of the Scientologists who created Neopets.

[peyton randolph]

Jason Dohring from Veronica Mars is also a Scientologist and the son of the Scientologists who created Neopets.

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Thanks for the info. Time to spread rumors that Neopets are an instrument of Xenu. :-)

 

[Rastus]

Al Jarreau? Damn. I guess he'll have to change the lyrics to "Mornin'."

I know I can
Like any man
Reach out my hand
And touch the face of Xenu

[cgk]

Here's a much longer list... though much are "unconfirmed" officially, but known names...

Famous Scientologists

[peyton randolph]

Thanks for the link. P.T. Barnum was right.

[null and void]

So it would seem.

[Nihil Obstat]

Did you ever see the movie "Bowfinger" with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin? The more I hear about Scientology the funnier that gets. They called the organization "MindHead" instead of Scientology.

[austinmark]

[WhiteGuy]

Are these the people who wear the magical underpants?

[bannie]

Is Hollywood becoming a closed shop?

[WhiteGuy]

Is Hollywood becoming a closed shop?


What do you mean?

[bannie]

As in: a "closed shop" is one in which only those who belong to the union might be employed...

[WhiteGuy]

As in: a "closed shop" is one in which only those who belong to the union might be employed...

OK,

I have a freind who's an actor. I believe that a SAG membership is required for any speaking part.

[bannie]

I was alluding to the union methods but speaking of the religion. :-)

[WhiteGuy]

I know, just kidding you.

Actually, despite being kooky, the scientologists I've know have been mostly harmless.

Could be worse.

[bannie]

WHEW!

I was starting to worry about your Pajama Patrol Pass needing to be revoke. I have no problem with them, either. I do, however, look at this cruise fellow with askance.