[blue-duncan]

I was reading "Why Men Hate Going to Church" this morning as part of my devotions and the author made a good point. He asked what would you choose as heaven,

a.) Dressed in a white gown and doing nothing but singing or playing a harp eternally as most churches portray heaven.

b.) Making celestial babies eternally as the Mormons portray heaven.

c.) Being serviced by 72 virgins as the Muslims portray heaven.

Let's see, singing or sex; singing or sex; singing or sex? What would a man choose?

[xzins]

From the newly discovered gospel of Moses:


It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.

Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," said the Monkey. "Ten years is plenty." Man spoke up and said, "May I have the other 10 years?" The Monkey agreed.

The Lord called the Lion next and also gave him 20 good years. The Lion also only wanted 10, so again Man spoke up, "May I have your other ten years?" "Of course," said the Lion.

Then came the Donkey, who was also granted 20 years. Like the others, 10 was more than enough. Man again asked for the spare ten years, and he got them.

This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion bout it, and 10 years of making an ass out of himself.

[Revelation 911]

Let's see, singing or sex; singing or sex; singing or sex? What would a man choose?

Um - all do respect bd, but there is no "d" choice, being the never ending buffet of apple smoked ribs, grilled shrimp, corn on the cob and a few coronas and limes with Lynyrd Skynyrd playin on the celestial radio xm