Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me? The girl said, "NO!" Adn the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and f_rted whenever he wanted. The End.
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know, I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"