Vatican Official Confirms the Existence of Extraterrestrials [Friday afternoon tinfoil alert]

SBWire ^ | 10/22/2007

[Alex Murphy]

Woodland Hills, CA -- (SBWIRE) -- 10/22/2007 -- Monsignor Corrado Balducci, a demonology consultant to the Vatican and insider close to the Pope, has stated publicly that Extraterrestrials(ETs) are real.

"The existence of other inhabited planets is highly probable. Their existence might very well be correlated with the Salvation through Christ," stated Balducci. Dr. Bruce Goldberg, author of Egypt: An Extraterrestrial and Time Traveler Experiment, reports that time travelers from our future utilize ETs as part of their team when traveleing back in time to ancient Egypt, for example.

"Time travelers, along with ETs, are responsible for some of the reported UFO abductions," declares Goldberg. he further reports that these time traveler's main purpose is to accelerate our spiritual growth.

Dr. Goldberg's book shows the reader how to contact these visitors from 1,000 to 3,000 years in our future, and how to prevent an abduction.

Dr. Bruce Goldberg is a superb interview and has appeared on Oprah, Regis, Jerry Springer, Montel, CBS News, NBC, FOX, The History Channel, Art Bell and George Noory, and hundreds of TV and radio stations. Jerry Springer declared, "This hypnotherapy works!" George Noory of Coast To Coast AM stated, "A must read," regarding Dr. Goldberg's Egypt book.

Web Site: http://www.drbrucegoldberg.com

[Alex Murphy]

So in other words, this isn't a press release coming from the Vatican or Monsignor Corrado Balducci (not that he hasn't made similar statements) - it's coming from Dr Bruce Goldberg, who's hawking a new book. If you don't know Dr. Bruce Goldberg, here's an introduction from his website:

Welcome to what I believe will be a very memorable trip of your life to my website. I'm a dentist and a hypnotherapist. I specialize in past life regression (and Future Life progression) hypnotherapy, and have retired from dentistry to devote full-time to my rapidly expanding international hypnotherapy practice. With the magic of hypnotherapy, almost anything is possible!

I have been on many radio and television talk shows, I am a media consultant, a New Age metaphysical activist and spokesperson. I have written many interesting books, and have produced dozens of self-hypnosis tapes about this exciting field of hypnotherapy. Feel free to surf my site. Your imagination is the only limit of your experience as you explore the magic of hypnotherapy.

Everyone double up on those foil layers now.

[Claud]

we go from “probable” in the quote to “confirms are real” in the headline.

Dr. Goldberg, you should go for a job in the mainstream media!!

[weegee]

"Time travelers, along with ETs, are responsible for some of the reported UFO abductions,"

Second time I get to post this picture and saying today on totally unrelated threads!!! Made me go ahead an look it up for the full quote:

I'll give you another instance. You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now. Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda triangles, UFO's, how the Mayans invented television. That kind of thing.

I don't read them books.

Well the way I see it it's exactly the same. There ain't no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. People get so hung up on specifics. They miss out on seeing the whole thing.
Take South America for example. In South America thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. They just like disappear. But if you think about it for a minute, you realize something. There had to be a time when there were no people. Right?

Yeah. I guess.

Well, where did all these people come from? Hmmm? I'll tell you where. The future. Where did all these people disappear to? Hmmm?

The past?

That's right and how'd they get there?

How the flip do I know?

Flying saucers. Which are really? Yeah, you got it. Time machines. I think a lot about this kind of stuff. I do my best thinking on the bus. That how come I don't drive, see.

You don't even know how to drive.

I don't want to know how. I don't want to learn. See? The more you drive the less intelligent you are...

[Kevmo]

All these UFO stories coming in at the same time, almost like a concerted effort.

Time for a dose of simple reality. Invest $5 in your future.

“Intercept UFO” by Renato Vesco. Best UFO book ever written. You might even appreciate some of the technology.

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/105-6575798-0963661?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=intercept+ufo+renato+vesco&x=9&y=13

[Alex Murphy]

From WKRP in Cincinatti, episode "Bailey's Show"

Bailey: Now Mrs Woodroffe, can you tell me briefly why you would like to be interviewed on our show?
Mrs Woodroffe: Yes, I feel I have a certain responsibility to other Earthlings.
Venus: (to Bailey) Think I'll split.
Bailey: (to Venus) Okay.
Mrs Woodroffe: You see, my hatchback supreme broke down on a deserted stretch of highway. Now, that's when I saw the incredibly bright light and felt myself compelled to walk toward it.
Venus: (to Bailey) Think I'll stay.
Mrs Woodroffe: Before I knew it, I was surrounded by a group of strange people in gold lamé suits.
Venus: That would either be the Temptations or the Four Tops.
Bailey: Go on, Mrs Woodroffe.
Mrs Woodroffe: Well, anyhow, to make a long, internationally-copyrighted story short, I was beamed aboard their spaceship - what they call a Getgone - and transported to Hachacha #3. That's what you people call Mars.
Venus: Did this place have heavy metal screens on the windows?
Mrs Woodroffe: Yes!
Venus: Lucky guess!

[2ndDivisionVet]

You repo guys are all out to lunch!

[ArrogantBustard]

Do I recall correctly that "Goldberg" was the (mythical?) badguy in 1984?

[onedoug]

What does the Vatican Astronomer, Br Guy Consolmagno have to say?

[metmom]

Who added *ronpaul* to the keyword list, I wonder?

[Kenny Bunk]

Vatican Astronomer?

Who cares what the vatican astronomer has to say? Tell me what the Vatican Astrologer has to day.

[onedoug]

Actually, his specialty is their meteorite collection, which is one of the largest in the world. They've got some other observers and theorists about.

Vatican Observatory

'Doesn't seem like astrology to me.

[Kenny Bunk]

Pax domini sit semper vobiscum. No One meant to impugn the rock solid scientific bona fides of the good Bro. Guy, much less denigrate the Vatican Meteorite Collection.

I simply want the name of the possibly present Vatican Astrologer, a post which has millennial existence and which may yet be filled by some mysterious chap on the wrong side of the Tiber.

Enquiring minds want to know.

[onedoug]

Not Catholic, but I doubt there is one, now, lest the Church should run afoul of biblical soothsaying admonitions.