[ArrogantBustard]

But how are the mighty fallen, two vast and trunkless legs are all that remain,

"My name is Tax-Chick, Mother of Nine ...
Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair."

Hmmmmm ....

Somehow, that takes on a very different tone from that of poor departed Ozymandius' boast.

[Tax-chick]

"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair."

See my frizzy gray hair, huge feet, and vast, er limbs (tasteful hidden under the Vast Fundamentalist Frump Frock) perpetuated through the generations!