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The Uranium Rosary
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Posted on 01/26/2010 7:59:43 AM PST by fishtank

Uranium rosary. Only slightly less powerful than the plutonium powered version!!!


TOPICS: Catholic; Current Events; Prayer
KEYWORDS: prayer; rosary; uranium; wacky

1 posted on 01/26/2010 7:59:43 AM PST by fishtank
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2 posted on 01/26/2010 8:01:47 AM PST by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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And when your fingers drop off, then what?


3 posted on 01/26/2010 8:02:39 AM PST by Tax-chick (I haven't tried it, myself, but I'm told it's a delicacy in Japan.)
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It’s good for critical Masses?


4 posted on 01/26/2010 8:03:41 AM PST by Campion ("President Barack Obama" is an anagram for "An Arab-backed imposter")
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LOL!!!

You are a comic genius!!!


5 posted on 01/26/2010 8:04:33 AM PST by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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Is there a special place in hell for people who commit suicide by radiation while reciting the rosary?


6 posted on 01/26/2010 8:04:33 AM PST by DManA
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Good one!

We haven’t got a prayer, if we use a radioactive rosary.


7 posted on 01/26/2010 9:20:35 AM PST by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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Most powerful rosary I know is a well worn, dirty used one.


8 posted on 01/26/2010 1:52:27 PM PST by Sporaticus
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It’s good for critical Masses?

Yes, while meditating on Trinity.

9 posted on 01/26/2010 1:54:50 PM PST by Petronski (In Germany they came first for the Communists, And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist...)
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To: Sporaticus

Mine’s held together with dental floss.


10 posted on 01/26/2010 2:12:31 PM PST by OpusatFR
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