One thousand apologies for invoking satire by comparing one set of ludicrous assertions to another!
Joseph Smith was a famous Preacher in the Eastern USA. His teaching empire grew to include acquisition of valuable printing assets and intimate dealings with the Missouri courts.
He devoted several years of his early life to exploratory service, finally taking leave to assume his dealings with various Spiritual Beings.
As an adjunct to his exploratory work, Mummies and papyrus are purchased from Michael Chandler. On July 19, 1835 at age 29; Joseph began translating the papyrus. It will be known as the Book of Abraham, generating quite a lot of interest by leading archeological experts.
In 1844, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the authorities in Carthage, Hancock County, Illinois. That same month, Smith passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the excitable group who had come to visit him pressed too many into the room he was in and his death resulted.