[Slings and Arrows]

Once, when I was sleeping — on the floor, not on a bed — I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me.

Happen to you a lot, Achmed?

[rmlew]

Once, when I was sleeping — on the floor, not on a bed — I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me.
A rather obscene version of a Yakov Smirnov joke just came to mind. "In Arab world {word for young cat} penetrate you. Safer to find dancing boys."