You are not the first.....or even the two-thousand four-hundred thirty-second to be frightened by a question from the REAL gate keeper, St Peter.
His mission is ordained by God, and your tragic attempts to usurp his status, although amusing to Pete, are truly blasphemous to God.
My mother was first to introduce me to God. Like me, she is on a first name basis with the Lord, and Pete.
Peter is too eager for you to insult my mother, and continue to weaken the faith of my fellow Christians.
Despite my excellent standing, my prayers for you have taken a back seat to your own usurptations, judgements, and efforts to weaken the Christian faith.
Especially those who blaspheme, ridicule, and attempt to weaken the righteous, shoud be invited to join in prayer and give thanks.
Will you join me?
Like I said too hard.
I will indeed pray and give thanks, thanks for the knowledge and understanding in His Word and Deeds that let me see through such quaint games.
St, Pete indeed...
A small hint, if you are going to play games with Christians understand the faith first. You efforts may not be more successful but at least it will keep it “ real”....