Posted on 11/15/2015 6:06:09 AM PST by SeekAndFind
I used to be in the Gideons....it is the KJV translation IIRC.
No problem. Just send the Pastafarians a metal colander for their room. It’s settled science that a metal colander will protect these oppressed from the floating, prostelizing, forced church going, judgmental books that are hidden in the drawer.
Settled science. They cannot argue those magic words.
Oh my goodness.
What are they looking in the drawers for?
RE: What are they looking in the drawers for?
The TV Remote or the Guide to tell them where the porn channels are :)
THey are looking for something that might offend them.
Elmer Gantry and the Gideon Bible....
As for me, I recently spent the night at a hotel in Charleston and was watching a boxing match, where one of the pugilists had a verse, IIRC, from Isaiah 5:29. I took the Gideon Bible out of a draw, and realized it was more about him than about The Lord. Then I turned the TV off and continued reading until I went to sleep.
Thanks be to God.
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