Good luck with that thinking, but I doubt it will work out well for you and the others.
Hmmmmmmmmm......... Let's see.
Take Christ at his Word or eternal life, or make something up out of whole cloth that is never said in Scripture... hmmmmm?
I pick Christ!
The problem is: you’re not taking Christ’s words, you’re taking a fat, slothful, adulterous heretic’s word.