Allah would.
Qur'an 8:30And (remember) when the unbelievers plotted deception against you (O Muhammad), to imprison you, or kill you, or expel you. They plotted deception, but Allah also plotted deception; and Allah is the best of deceivers.
There is no Allah but Satan, and Muhammad was his murdering pedophile.
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