[I want the USA back]

The pope had better turn them over to Italian police pronto!

[morphing libertarian]

Sgt Rome Police: So you want to report a cocaine-fueled sex orgy?

Cardinal: That's right.

Sgt: Did you witness the event? C: Uh, well, you see, er no. S:Do you know someone who did? C: Er no. S: Do you have the drugs to turn in? C: No S: Was there anyone under 16 there? C: Not to my knowledge. S: Go in peace then.