10 Things You Don’t Know About Women: Melora Hardin
http://www.esquire.com/lifestyle/sex/interviews/a3314/10things0907/
1. We know men think breasts are like Barstow: just a short stop on the way to Vegas. But sometimes lingering a little longer at the places along the way can make for a more pleasant trip.
2. We’d much rather try on bras than see them on surgically altered, airbrushed supermodels, but we know how much you enjoy the Victoria’s Secret catalog. Consider it a gift.
3. It would be nice if just once you admitted you were unequivocally wrong and we were absolutely right, with no conditions attached.
4. We prefer a man who’s going to make $50 million to one who already has it. Women take potential over security every time.
5. A man’s hands and his taste in shoes tell women all we need to know. Make sure neither looks too much like ours.
6. When we tell you the new dress we bought was 50 percent off, you can just go ahead and mark it up about 30 percent.
7. Women take longer in the bathroom because, unlike men, we clean up after ourselves.
8. Even Harrison Ford isn’t cool with an earring.
9. We know it’s fun for you to come up behind us while we’re washing dishes and grab our breasts. Why not make it fun for us, too, and grab a dish while you’re at it?
10. Male sperm are faster getting to the egg but die sooner; female sperm are slower getting to the egg but live longer. See? It all starts at conception.
Melora Hardin begins her fourth season on NBC’s The Office in September and can be seen in The Comebacks, in theaters October 26.