A gay Jewish man calls his mother. “Mother, I have good news and I have bad news.”
“I’m gay and I’m marrying my boyfriend.”
“Oy, vey!” she says, “What’s the good news?”
“He’s a doctor.”
78 posted on 11/02/2017 10:02:17 PM PDT by boatbums
(The Law is a storm which wrecks your hopes of self-salvation, but washes you upon the Rock of Ages.)