[faithhopecharity]

Yes, and lying can be avoided altogether, too...

Your Q: “Honey, does this dress make my ass look fat?”

My A: “Yes, but you can’t hide a pig in a hamster cage.”

[M Kehoe]

“My A: “Yes, but you can’t hide a pig in a hamster cage.”

Obviously you survived.

You must be bulletproof.

I’m impressed.

5.56mm

[Fightin Whitey]

Nikki Glaser: “If a woman ever tells you that your ‘just perfect,’ you’re below average to small, sorry about that.”