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Death to Halloween! (Very Scary!)
Fr.Sergei.com ^ | 10-29-2018 | Fr. Sergei Sveshnikov

Posted on 10/31/2018 10:36:21 AM PDT by NRx

It is that time of year again when Orthodox and some other Christian writers attempt to warn people about the evils of Halloween. They assert—and I have done no less in my much younger days—that Halloween is a pagan holiday, and thus everyone who participates in its celebrations by default participates in the ancient Gaelic harvest festival called Samhain (“summer’s end”). As I grew older I saw that the people who dress up as princesses and Marvel super heroes have about as much to do with devil worship (for this is often the claim) as people who send each other Christmas cards or Easter candy have to do with worshiping Jesus Christ. This is all that I will say about it, and it may be a topic for another time. For myself, I still do not see any need to celebrate Halloween any more than I do the Chinese New Year, the Parinirvana Day, Eid-al-Adha, or Yom Kippur. But I am no longer interested in writing pseudo-pious articles linking my neighbors’ children to devil worshipers for merely dressing up in costumes any more than I am interested in condemning Russian Orthodox Christians for making (and partaking of!) pancakes on Maslenista, since pancakes are an ancient pagan symbol of the cult of the Sun (round, yellow, hot—reminds of anything?).

However, the grinches of Halloween (of whom I am chief) just might see the death of it after all. And no, it is not our fiery blog posts and inspirational sermons that are killing the evil practice of carving pumpkins and exchanging miniature candy bars. No, the butcher of Halloween is the modern phenomenon of super-sensitivity and hyper-offendedness. It is insensitive to dress up as a princess because this is a class misappropriation and may offend real princesses. Likewise, one should not dress up as a prince or a knight, unless the same is in fact a prince or a knight. No more Count Dracula costumes—they may be insensitive towards ethnic Transylvanians and persons bearing the noble title of count. Definitely, no Cowboys or Indians—for very obvious reasons. The Little Mermaid costume may offend persons with sirenomelia. A pirate costume is insensitive to people who have been victims of real pirates. (And it may also offend Somali-Americans due to the Western stereotyping of Somali pirates in the MSM.) Certainly, no more skeletons, zombies, or any other costume with reference to injury or death, because they may trigger traumatic experiences in some people. And no, no more children dressed as teddy bears, cats, or any other animal—speciesism and misappropriation! No more black capes. Period. They offend Orthodox clergy. Obviously, nothing sexy due to the abomination of objectification! No more nurses, nuns, witches, firemen, or clowns. I should not have to go on; the pious reader will understand the principle by which any costume is inappropriate unless worn by the very actual person it pretends to portray.

Halloween decorations are no less harmful in our culture. Heads carved out of pumpkins risk offending people who are sensitive to all of the recent beheadings committed by Islamic terrorists. Fake hanging corpses are unacceptable because they trigger the historical trauma of lynching. Spiders and spider webs are offensive to people with arachnophobia; and the fake RIP tombstones are insensitive to those who recently lost their loved ones. No more scarecrows in the yard, because they may scare people who are scared of scarecrows. There simply is not a single piece of Halloween decoration that is not insensitive or outright offensive to someone!

It is very possible that in our lifetime, the greeting “Happy Halloween!” will finally be replaced with the neutral “Happy holidays!” and everyone will walk around dressed strictly as themselves, exchanging carrot and celery sticks. (Candies are offensive to people without dental insurance and may be a conspiracy of the dental lobby.) Perhaps then, Orthodox bloggers with stop writing about the horrors of Halloween and focus instead on the memory of the Evangelist Luke or Saint Joseph of Volotsk, whose memory we celebrate on October 31 (those on the new calendar will have a pick of several of the Seventy Disciples.)


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1 posted on 10/31/2018 10:36:21 AM PDT by NRx
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To: NRx

Happy Reformation Day!


2 posted on 10/31/2018 10:37:41 AM PDT by Salvavida
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To: NRx
Celebrate the Eve of All Hallows instead.

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3 posted on 10/31/2018 10:41:48 AM PDT by Salvation ("With God all things are possible." Matthew 19:26)
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To: NRx

Nowhere does he address the fact that it is a pagan holiday.

I expected him to answer the question and he just didn’t.


4 posted on 10/31/2018 10:47:46 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: Salvavida

This is a hoot. I went to Halloween potluck last weekend dressed in jeans, a long blond wing and bright red cowgirl hat. The outfit comes with a toy gun, but I knew that would be offensive so left it at home.

Still, I managed to DEEPLY OFFEND the stupid liberals there. Red hats suggest Trump and MAGA and all that.

These were grown women, otherwise fairly intelligent.

So beware.


5 posted on 10/31/2018 10:48:56 AM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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To: NRx

Yay Halloween!
Bring on the happy children and candy!
After the porch light goes out we’re gonna watch House Of Wax with Vincent Price, scarrryy!
Yay Halloween!


6 posted on 10/31/2018 10:51:51 AM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: NRx
To both those infuriated by the “cultural appropriation” of a geisha costume and those bothered by people enjoying a harmless holiday, we say:


7 posted on 10/31/2018 11:00:08 AM PDT by Simon Green ("Arm your daughter, sir, and pay no attention to petty bureaucrats.”)
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To: Artemis Webb

Ok, as for me I hate Halloween and the people who fill thier front yards with displays of death and mayhem need to be watched.


8 posted on 10/31/2018 11:03:27 AM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: Veto!
p17

It's not cultural appropriation, I'm Liz Warren.

And watch heads explode.

9 posted on 10/31/2018 11:04:02 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Snickering Hound

Um. That young squaw is far more qualified for public office than Liz. :)


10 posted on 10/31/2018 11:06:58 AM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: NRx

By the way,thank you for posting this good article.


11 posted on 10/31/2018 11:07:45 AM PDT by Artemis Webb
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To: NRx

Priests and ministers who complain about Halloween are just as bad as Orthodox Rabbis who refuse to sanction having Thanksgiving dinner. They are American cultural holidays. They ought to lighten up and participate or clam up and get out of the way.


12 posted on 10/31/2018 11:09:37 AM PDT by Poison Pill
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To: NRx

I just want to hear “Monster Mash” non-stop for a few days, ok?


13 posted on 10/31/2018 11:10:36 AM PDT by bigbob (Trust Sessions. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Snickering Hound

LMAO. You’ve made my day.


14 posted on 10/31/2018 11:17:14 AM PDT by Veto! (Political Correctness Offends Me)
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15 posted on 10/31/2018 11:24:21 AM PDT by CJ Wolf (Free. Wwg1wga)
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To: Snickering Hound

16 posted on 10/31/2018 11:26:27 AM PDT by CJ Wolf (Free. Wwg1wga)
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To: bigbob

“Monster Mash” followed by “Thriller” on a non-stop rotation.


17 posted on 10/31/2018 11:30:06 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: Balding_Eagle; All

Contrary to popular views, Halloween actually has Christian origins. The Druids did not start it; that alleged link is false.

In fact, Halloween is explicitly Christian in origin by mocking evil and Satan.


18 posted on 10/31/2018 11:37:58 AM PDT by ronbivtx
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To: Balding_Eagle

Christmas is also a pagan holiday, but I intend to celebrate both.


19 posted on 10/31/2018 12:03:41 PM PDT by Craftmore
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To: NRx

Christmas displaced Saturnalia, Easter displaced Passover, St Valentine’s day replaced Lupercalia, yadda, yadda, yadda.

If you eliminate all the Christian holidays the date for which was chose deliberately as a substitute for some pagan festival, there’d be nothing left to celebrate except Income Tax Day.


20 posted on 10/31/2018 12:10:01 PM PDT by Paal Gulli
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