“ So God gave us a bible and said, “yep this is where you go to learn how to be a Christian. BTW no one will be able to discern it correctly, sucks to be you...:”
Have you never read the word of God??
God inspired the Scriptures
God gave believers the indwelling Spirit to lead them into all truth
God gave believers pastors, elders and teachers.
You are presenting a logical fallacy - a straw man that does not reflect the truth.
“God gave believers the indwelling Spirit to lead them into all truth”
Sounds good until the conflicting versions of the “Truth” appear. Voila thousands of resulting conflicting denominations...
Its unBiblical and nonsense.
>>No one’s interpretation, nor teaching of Scripture is infallible - except the Savior.
and
>>God gave believers the indwelling Spirit to lead them into all truth
Contradict each other.