If my wife and I were about 40-years younger (she’s 81 I’m 86), I’d try to convince her to let me smear that sauce all over her (at least once a day) to protect her from the chicom virus...
At my age it’s hard to remember whether the “smearing it on” or the eventual “licking it off” would be the most fun...
Good for you! May you and your wife be blessed!!