I converted to the Naugahyde movement. I’m going to cover all my Ottomans with Naugahyde and start an empire - the Naugaman Empire. Just need to find some Naugas and convert them. I need a song. “Roll ‘em, roll ‘em, roll ‘em, Naugahyde!”
“Naugahyde by itself cannot stand. It needeth a foundation of linoleum and formica.”
I used to have an Ottoman but I kept tripping over it when I came home from work trying to kiss Laura.
Seriously though, I would agree with this essay. After 2000 years Paul is still correct - people always want the new shiny thing that tickles their itching ears.