[Seruzawa]

Couldn’t wait to dance on his grave, eh?

[SamAdams76]

I get the feeling this article was written a long time ago and the author was just waiting for an opportunity to fill in the name of the next big rock star to die.

If it was Mick Jagger instead of Eddie Van Halen, the exact same article would have had his name instead.

[AppyPappy]

You gotta strike while the iron is hot.