You don't need to go to confession as your sins are already forgiven. You don't need to take communion because it is all about remembering a bunch of white guys partying in a room and keeping the servers down. Thou shalt do no murder? You know, that is tough but I don't really see it as
always a no-no. And that matrimony stuff? Well, 50% of marriages fail these days so it can't be that serious.
Am I at the gates of hell, yet?