[heartwood]

That’s a gold glittered rubber duck, not poo.

Is looking bizarre, deviant, edgy actually a plus when applying to teaching positions? I think it must be.

[Morgana]

“That’s a gold glittered rubber duck, not poo.”

That tells you how poorly my bifocals are working! The link I posted here had only a small pic of that and it looked like gold poo! LOL