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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Man asks God, “What’s a million years to you?”

God says, “A second.”

Then the Man asks God, “What’s a million dollars to you?”

God says, “A penny.”

Then the man asks God, “Can I have a penny?”

And God said, “Sure, just give me a second.”


18 posted on 09/14/2023 6:39:34 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

Thumbs up!


24 posted on 09/14/2023 8:23:00 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Perhaps we should be less concerned with who we might offend and more concerned with who we inspire.)
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To: dfwgator

No matter which side you stand on...this is funny!
LOL


25 posted on 09/14/2023 8:24:57 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: dfwgator

Lol!! Good one.


31 posted on 09/15/2023 7:51:41 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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