[Tell It Right]

Bill: I did not inhale.
Pope: I did not drink the sacramental wine.

Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Pope: I do not forbid homosexual relations.

Bill: It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is.
Pope: I leave that kind of word study to the Protestants and their Sola Scriptura.

[oldplayer]

Bill: Let’s bomb Serbia.
Pope: Kumbaya.