Posted on 10/04/2023 3:10:07 AM PDT by waterhill
Christian comedy. Good stuff.
When Adam saw naked Eve he said out loud “Woah! Man!”. And the word “woman” has stuck ever since.
Adam’s first words to Eve were “Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!”
“Women are expensive.” — Understatement. The first one got humans kicked out of the Garden of Eden. And it’s been one thing after another ever since.
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Whoops, he approves of CRT.
Yes it’s refreshing to see clean comedy.
This story happened several months after that episode in the Garden of Eden when the serpent convinced Eve to offer Adam the forbidden fruit.
God and Adam were sitting around talking one evening after dinner smoking a fine cigar and enjoying a nice single malt scotch.
With a deep voice that seemed to come from everywhere, God said, “What is it you want to know?” Adam quickly asked God, “Why did you make Eve so beautiful?” God slowly replied with a grin, “So that you will love her.”
Adam then asked God, “Then why did you make Eve so soft and curvy?” Again, God replied, “So that you will love her.”
Adam looked perplexed as he stuttered asking God, “Then please tell me, after doing all that, why did you make Eve so dumb?” God casually answered with a big smile, “So that she will love you!”
Was just on his podcast. Back in 2013, we hired Brad to do the narration for “Other Walls 2 Fall,” and later for a small animated film we did called “The Economic Engine of the Roaring ‘20s.”
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