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'Family Guy' Mocks Jesus After Evangelical Refuses to Have Sex with Brian the Dog
mrc NewsBusters ^ | April 19, 2024 | Elise Ehrhard

Posted on 04/21/2024 8:01:39 PM PDT by Morgana

Fox's Family Guy has been mocking Christianity since the early years of the show. Last night's episode turned Jesus into a vulgar comedian who mocks His mother's virginity.

In the episode, "Faith No More," Brian goes back in time to erase Christianity from existence after an attractive Evangelical Christian woman refuses to have sex with him.

After being rejected by a veterinary nurse who is an Evangelical Christian, Brian comes home and rants to Stewie about Christianity.

Brian: Christianity sucks. It's stupid, arbitrary nonsense.

Stewie: You're horny and she wouldn't have sex with you.

Brian: No. And I did everything right. I even researched abortion clinics in case the condom broke.

Stewie: Yeah, no, I know. It's in your Twitter bio.

Brian: Fine, but look around. So much of the division and hatred in today's society comes from Christianity. And it's so hypocritical. I mean, they all vote for Trump, even though he's divorced.

Stewie: That's all you've got on Trump?

Brian: Christianity is also anti-science, anti-freedom--

Stewie: Come on, it's not all bad. I mean, I have a Swarthy Men of Nazareth advent calendar with doors opening for all 25 days. Talk about the "Stars" of Bethlehem, hey, Bri?

Brian: Whatever. Christianity is the worst thing that ever happened to this country. Or the world.

Stewie: Well, perhaps. But it's been around for 2,000 years, so it's not like there's anything you can do about it. Well, I'm going to bed. I'll leave you to watch John Oliver and agree with yourself.

Brian: Good. Love John Oliver. He's a louder Jon Stewart.

John Oliver voice: Blimey, guv'na. Republicans are bollocks.

Brian: God, the British are smart. But, man, if only could get rid of Christianity. If only I could go back in time.

For all the blasphemy, this scene admittedly nails the selfishness of an abortion-loving leftist angry at a woman for not sleeping with him, while also accurately mocking John Oliver.

Brian hops into a time machine in Stewie's bedroom and travels to 30 AD in search of Jesus. He hopes to prevent Christ from accomplishing His mission on Earth. He asks some men on the street if they know Jesus.

"Jesus Christ, you mean the guy who showed his weiner on a dare at camp?" one of the men replies.

Brian finds Jesus and learns that the Son of God really wants to be a stand-up comedian instead of the Messiah. God the Father is portrayed as a controlling jerk. The dog convinces Jesus to reject his Father's plans and do stand-up instead.

Jesus' stand up routine includes sex jokes and also mocks the Virgin Mary.

Jesus: So, my dad's God. [Crowd cheering] Thank you, thank you. And growing up, he taught me all about carpentry. Yeah. Uh, I guess he thought teenage boys should spend more time rubbing wood. [Crowd laughs] And my mom's a virgin. That's fun. Uh, yeah, when I was a teenager, I had to give her the talk.

Vulgarity is par for the course in any Family Guy episode involving Christianity. Past examples include sexualizing the Last Supper and calling God a "dick." This episode is in line with the series' regular obsession with degrading Christ.

When Brian and Stewie return to the present day, they learn Christianity no longer exists and everyone is Jewish. Brian is happy until sundown when the family shuts off their electronics and prepares to walk to the synagogue. Upset about Jewish religious rules, Brian and Stewie go back to the time machine. Stewie bribes Moses to not receive the Ten Commandments.

The world is then devoid of religion. History shows that a world that rejects God morphs into Hell on Earth, but not in Seth MacFarlane's world.

"Finally, a world with no religion, no prejudices, no irrationalities. Just science-based reason," Brian declares.

Then God shows up as a delivery man and angrily beats up Brian and Stewie until they bring religion back. In the end, a bruised and battered Stewie and Brian are seen singing in church.

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane is a vocal atheist. His series often uses religion, particularly Christianity, as a punching bag. "Faith No More" was just the latest example and will likely not be the last.


TOPICS: Evangelical Christian; Moral Issues; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: abortion; antichrist; attackonchristians; christians; familyguy; fromthedepthsofhell; godless; jesus; prolife; reprobates; spiritofantichrist; virginmary
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I don't care if you are Protestant or Catholic you should be blow up the emails and phone lines at Fox until they issue an apology on this.
1 posted on 04/21/2024 8:01:39 PM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

I’m sure they’ll do Allah next right?


2 posted on 04/21/2024 8:04:20 PM PDT by toddausauras (Trump 2024)
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To: toddausauras

Don’t. Hold. Your. Breath.


3 posted on 04/21/2024 8:05:40 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana

Did they at least play the Faith No More song Epic in the episode?


4 posted on 04/21/2024 8:08:14 PM PDT by Blue Highway
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To: Blue Highway

I did not watch the whole thing only the clip on Newsbusters.

“Brian: No. And I did everything right. I even researched abortion clinics in case the condom broke.

Stewie: Yeah, no, I know. It’s in your Twitter bio. “


5 posted on 04/21/2024 8:11:30 PM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: toddausauras

I doubt it, being the cowards they are.


6 posted on 04/21/2024 8:12:38 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: toddausauras
I’m sure they’ll do Allah next right?

They dare not.

7 posted on 04/21/2024 8:13:32 PM PDT by daniel1212 (Turn 2 the Lord Jesus who saves damned+destitute sinners on His acct, believe, b baptized+follow HIM)
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To: Morgana
You ever noticed that the cold clinic logical atheism they pretend they are actually doesn't existed?...

It not a rational denial..

It's an irrational hatred..

I can respect truly rational atheist because they in theory should have an open mind to a reasonable debate

But if it just a irrational hatred what to respect about it...on what ground can it claim any morals superiority?

8 posted on 04/21/2024 8:21:54 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Tophat90000)
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To: daniel1212

That’s because mooselimbs are taught to follow in the footsteps of the false prophet Mad Mo and murder anyone who insults their evil excuse for a religion.


9 posted on 04/21/2024 8:26:17 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Morgana

I gave up on them when they mocked war vets at the viet nam memorial wall.


10 posted on 04/21/2024 8:29:30 PM PDT by circlecity
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‘But if it just a irrational hatred what to respect about it...on what ground can it claim any morals superiority?’

Exactly!


11 posted on 04/21/2024 8:33:18 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Morgana

God will not be mocked.


12 posted on 04/21/2024 8:34:05 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: Morgana

Disgusting! I only watched a few episodes of Family Guy years (decades?) ago when it first came out. I quickly became bored, so I quit watching it. I had no idea Seth MacFarlane was so despicable.


13 posted on 04/21/2024 8:40:55 PM PDT by nutmeg (FJB)
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To: Morgana

I can’t believe anyone watches that stupid GD show.


14 posted on 04/21/2024 8:43:30 PM PDT by Bullish (...And just like that, I was off the ping list.)
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To: crusty old prospector

And hopefully Seth MacFarlane realizes that before it’s too late.


15 posted on 04/21/2024 8:55:27 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Bullish

I always thought it was overrated.


16 posted on 04/21/2024 8:55:57 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Morgana; All

Oh my goodness - I can’t even read this! Unbelievably disgusting!!


17 posted on 04/21/2024 9:02:24 PM PDT by jackibutterfly (We have a God Who loves us, and there's nothing we can do about it. Yes!!)
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To: Morgana

Why I do not own a TV. This is disgusting and satanic.


18 posted on 04/21/2024 9:13:22 PM PDT by FlyingEagle
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To: FlyingEagle; Morgana
Why I do not own a TV. This is disgusting and satanic.

Seconded. I don't need to fill my mind with filth and blasphemy.

19 posted on 04/21/2024 9:16:03 PM PDT by thecodont
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To: Morgana
The spirit of antichrist is a real force of evil. The Principalities and Powers are working through the goats 🐐🐐🐐, preparing the world for the coming Antichrist.





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20 posted on 04/21/2024 9:26:51 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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