[Migraine]

"We are committed to the unity of the United Methodist Church, and we are longing for a United Methodist Church that will move towards new forms of being a connectional church, a General Conference focused on global essentials, and an empowerment of regions for contextually relevant forms of living our common mission mandate."

I wonder if this is a record for pabulum puked in one sentence.

[SharpRightTurn]

“a connectional church, a General Conference focused on global essentials, and an empowerment of regions for contextually relevant forms of living our common mission mandate.”

“I wonder if this is a record for pabulum puked in one sentence.”

It has to be in the running for a trophy for ultra-leftist, feel good, meaningless, gobbledegook.