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Title this Picture of John Kerry on April 29
AP ^
| April 30,2004
Posted on 04/30/2004 5:53:14 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry (news - web sites), D-Mass., acknowledges cheers from the crowd as he takes the stage during a fundraiser at City Hall, in Philadelphia, Pa., Thursday, April 29, 2004. Theme music from the movie 'Rocky' was played during Kerry's entrance to the stage.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; imleftandright; kerry; rotatorcuffbotox; surrenderpose
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To: AmericanMade1776
"Well, we might as well go all the way if we're truly going to make a mockery of the presidency, Terry."
Honestly, why are we allowing this maroon to make a circus out of this campaign?
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:07:41 PM PDT
by
WinOne4TheGipper
(Whoopi, God gave us free will, but he spent much of the Old Testament smiting those who chose wrong.)
To: AmericanMade1776
Imagine the voice in the background: "With a clean jerk of over 200lbs, Kerry has set a new World's record!!" Imagine also the weight bar in his hands and him trying to do the lift.... Yeah, right - I can't do it either. Except to believe he's imagining the visual of this feat but doing so caused him to put a load in his drawers, thus his unusual facial expression!
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:08:56 PM PDT
by
jettester
(I got paid to break 'em - not fly 'em)
To: AmericanMade1776
"I'll bet you people can't guess what I have in my hands! That's right - MY GONADS!! Taa-reesa said since I don't need them anyway, I might as well auction them off. I'll start the bidding at one dollar! Our first bid is from...Barney Frank in the first row. Thank You, Mr. Frank!"
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:10:14 PM PDT
by
reagan_fanatic
(So you're a feminist - isn't that cute!)
To: AmericanMade1776
Rocky seem appropriate....He certainly is rocky! Back and forth...back and forth!
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:10:55 PM PDT
by
hoosiermama
(Of course they were Kerry's medals.....they were on both sides of the fence !)
To: jla
Like Rocky, Kerry has cuff and link. Rocky feeds his and Kerry has his manservant attatch his to his shirts.
The Rocky theme and John Kerry have as much in common as Richard Simmons has with "Braveheart"
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:10:59 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(I feed the sheep the coyotes eat)
To: AmericanMade1776
Bunja
To: reagan_fanatic
"Presto, I am holding an invisible copy of Therayeayza's tax returns. David Copperfield taught me the trick"
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:12:50 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(I feed the sheep the coyotes eat)
To: Salamander
His forehead can't move enough to get that much of a shocked look, anymore.....:) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LOL!
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:13:39 PM PDT
by
teletech
(Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)
To: hoosiermama
If he has botox in his face and you pound it ala'Rocky, will it show?
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:16:13 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(I feed the sheep the coyotes eat)
To: AmericanMade1776
Wow!!
Monica just had me for lunch!!
To: AmericanMade1776
I was just trying to demonstrate my stellar physique by doing a pullup but my arms got stuck like this. I'm gonna need Teresa to sit on my shoulders just to get them back down.
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:16:41 PM PDT
by
GulliverSwift
(Bring back the Munsters. Vote for Kerry!)
To: AmericanMade1776
Title this Picture of John Kerry on April 29Sorry, I can't time travel. But I can caption it on April 30th, if you want. =)
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:18:03 PM PDT
by
BSunday
(I'm not the bad guy, kid)
To: AmericanMade1776
With this hand I vote yes, and with this other I vote no !! Ha !
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:18:36 PM PDT
by
BSunday
(I'm not the bad guy, kid)
To: AmericanMade1776
While his servants applaud John Kerry is ready in his bedroom. Waiting for for Teresa to slip his nightshirt over his head right before beddy-bye time.
"Can I go snow boarding or surfing or skiing or ride my bike tomorow?" Kerry asks Teresa.
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:18:44 PM PDT
by
isthisnickcool
(I'm isthisnickcool, and I approved this post!)
To: AmericanMade1776
I Duddits!!!
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:21:09 PM PDT
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
To: jettester
Yeah, I'm trying to remember the name of the product that small children wear while they are graduating from diapers. "Look, Mommy! I'm a big boy now!"
To: GulliverSwift
LMAO - By far the best one so far...
I'm in tears already from this thread
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:23:39 PM PDT
by
PurVirgo
(Never fight with a pig. You only get dirty, and the pig loves it!!)
To: AmericanMade1776
"Asked the question 'Boxers or briefs?', Mr Kerry responded by ..."
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:24:06 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
("Oyez, oyez! All rise for the Honorable Chief Justice... Hillary Rodham Clinton ")
To: AmericanMade1776
Remember the computer nerd in the James Bond movie "Goldeneye"?
I am INVINCIBLE!!!
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:24:39 PM PDT
by
ikka
To: AmericanMade1776
Is it Goober or Gomer in the Mayberry Court House?
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posted on
04/30/2004 6:24:42 PM PDT
by
billhilly
(If you're lurking here from DU, I trust this post will make you sick)
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