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You know, Alan and I were recently speaking of
dying. Told me Boyd Aviation took out a lot of
insurance on him. You must have to be in some kind
of perfect health to get that kind of policy.

DR. DOLEN
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.

FLETCH
Oh really, there's no need to --
we don't want to do that....

DR. DOLEN
Just relax....

FLETCH
Honest, I feel fine. You better be married.

Fletch looks alarmed as Dolan pushes him into position. Dolan puts on a plastic glove.

53 CLOSE - FLETCH

FLETCH
Did I say 'kidneys'? I meant my ear. Maybe I
should see an ear dahhh --
(as Dolan starts to probe from behind)
Ever serve time?

DR. DOLEN
Breathe easy....

FLETCH
Anyway, I'm surprised Alan got the policy so easily.
I know there's a history of cancer in the family.

DR. DOLEN
(noncommittally)
There is?

FLETCH
Whoa, look out there. You really need the whole fist?

DR. DOLEN
Just relax.

FLETCH
(reacts to a poke)
Gee, Alan's been looking kind of sick lately.
Is he all right?

DR. DOLEN
I can't discuss another patient. You know that.
(rising into frame and washing up)
Well, I can't find anything wrong with you.

FLETCH
I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. Maybe
I should get a real complete physical. You give
Alan an annual, don't you?