Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Christmas Comedy Break: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
Newsday.com ^ | 12/25/04 | E-Harmony

Posted on 12/25/2004 7:36:38 AM PST by RaceBannon

I went to this link below::

http://www.nynewsday.com/news/local/state/ny-bc-ny--people-letterman-1224dec24%2C0%2C4823415.story?coll=ny-region-apnewyork

And spotted an error in the E-Harmony ad

(Excerpt) Read more at nynewsday.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: caption; eharmony; letterman; picture; singles
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-75 next last
To: RaceBannon

They did it befoe they were spliced.....


21 posted on 12/25/2004 7:44:05 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (Never corner anything meaner than you. NSDQ. De Opresso Liber.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon

"Five monthes after I got married, I found my soulmate on e-harmony-dot-com!"

It's never too late to find true happiness.


22 posted on 12/25/2004 7:44:10 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS", Fake But Accurate, Experts Say)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: mad_as_he$$

Are you assuming they were married to each-other in February?


23 posted on 12/25/2004 7:44:51 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (NYT Headline: "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of CBS", Fake But Accurate, Experts Say)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon
WOW missed it the first time. Guy's name is John. The internet time traveler is John Titor.
24 posted on 12/25/2004 7:45:12 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (Never corner anything meaner than you. NSDQ. De Opresso Liber.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lonesome in Massachussets; All
Ad Here...I think... Yup, link works! :)
25 posted on 12/25/2004 7:45:30 AM PST by RaceBannon (Jesus: Born of the Jews, through the Jews, for the sins of the World!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon

The old saying " What came first the chicken or the egg. "


26 posted on 12/25/2004 7:45:55 AM PST by righthand man (WE'RE SOUTHERN AND PROUD OF IT)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: southernnorthcarolina

Now, that was good for a belly laugh! :)


27 posted on 12/25/2004 7:46:09 AM PST by RaceBannon (Jesus: Born of the Jews, through the Jews, for the sins of the World!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 17 | View Replies]

To: righthand man

The first child can come anytime...the rest of them take 9 months! :)


28 posted on 12/25/2004 7:47:05 AM PST by RaceBannon (Jesus: Born of the Jews, through the Jews, for the sins of the World!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Boy, I can only hope it works out that well for me.  I got my wife a subscription to e Harmony for Christmas and it's been 3 hours and she's still not talking to me.  At least she quit screaming and crying.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”


29 posted on 12/25/2004 7:47:11 AM PST by End Times Sentinel (Merry Christmas, Happy Hannuka, Funky Kwanza, and a Violent Eid!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Owl_Eagle
Click here for the ad
30 posted on 12/25/2004 7:48:38 AM PST by RaceBannon (Jesus: Born of the Jews, through the Jews, for the sins of the World!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon
Site Meter

So, Dr. Neil Clark Warren - what have you to say for yourself on this...?
Sharper Minds Daily...
31 posted on 12/25/2004 7:49:15 AM PST by KMC1
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon
It has been fixed:

It now reads
Matched: 8/6/2003
Married: 2/28/2004

Phooey!

32 posted on 12/25/2004 7:50:10 AM PST by reg45
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon

When one is heading Back-to-the-Future and he meets someone going into their past --- it's best to avoid eye contact!


33 posted on 12/25/2004 7:51:25 AM PST by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales for Jesus!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NerdDad

in other news:
You want to explain to me why Google has custom logos for evertything from Ray Charles' b'day to Arbor day but you can't even put up Santa Claus, let alone the Nativity, on Christmas? Wtf is wrong with you idiots? In your effort not to offend anyone you've probably offended about 200 million people. This PC crap really goes too far sometimes.

Merry Christmas, Scroogle.


34 posted on 12/25/2004 7:51:30 AM PST by puppets
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon

I have a strange tale to tell about E harmony.

a few months ago, i met a girl at work that interested me. I asked her out but only got her email. So, I asked her out again and she basically said no without saying no if you know what i mean. Well, then I dropped this huge bomb on her, telling her how I felt, basically just stopped short of telling her "I love you". Well, she wigged out on me, castigating me for being so forward and familiar with her. Now she avoids me. I was walking down the hall at work and she saw me, turned around, and went the other way. That hurt. Anyway, I signed up with E-harmony this summer, I didn't pay, just did the free profile. Well, last monday I'm checking my email and guess who they matched..... That's right!!! That girl and I. I was laughin my butt off. What a cosmic joke. So, i copied and pasted the intoduction that Eharmony provides and emailed her with it. I've since learned that she saw the match as well and was pissed about it. Well, i thought it was rather fateful, but she has her mind set against going out with me so i've moved on. I just wanted to share this little story of cosmic humor with y'all. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!. By the way, i'm transfering from where I work now to a level 1 trauma center in Phoenix in January. I can't wait!!! If that girl wouldn't have said no, and I wouldn't have dropped the bomb and humiliated myself, I would've never pursued that ER gig. Things happen for a reason y'all. It's been a strange end of the year but things are looking up. God Bless


35 posted on 12/25/2004 7:51:58 AM PST by starvingstudent (ask your favorite leftist: "If there is another civil war, who do you think will win?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: reg45
Click here for hilarious E-Harmony ad while it lasts!

If it is fixed, this is the old file then! Here is the original file!

36 posted on 12/25/2004 7:52:04 AM PST by RaceBannon (Jesus: Born of the Jews, through the Jews, for the sins of the World!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 32 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon

I thought it was John McCain..


37 posted on 12/25/2004 7:52:36 AM PST by CMailBag
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: RaceBannon

The e-harmony ad I'm looking at says:

Jeannie and Chuck
Matched 1/26/2003
Married 6/28/2003



38 posted on 12/25/2004 7:54:14 AM PST by twas
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: starvingstudent
I've since learned that she saw the match as well and was pissed about it.

Cute story--do you think eHarmony counts this as one in their loss column?

39 posted on 12/25/2004 7:55:11 AM PST by NautiNurse (Silent Night, Holy Night, all is calm, all is bright...Jesus, Lord, at thy birth)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]

To: NautiNurse

Let's see if we can get them to admit it!


40 posted on 12/25/2004 7:57:36 AM PST by RaceBannon (Jesus: Born of the Jews, through the Jews, for the sins of the World!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-75 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson