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"This changed the Earth's mass. As the mass returns to normal, it moves back and forth, much like a church bell when struck by a tong, said Stony Brook geophysicist Teng-fong Wong."
Was he partaking from a bong? I gave that up about 30 years ago after I got my MBA. Ah, Mega Bong Abuse degree... Just kidding.
- "Geophysical Eggs and Ham", Dr. Seuss