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Chain saw suicide goes wrong
AFP via News24 ^
| 06/01/05
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Posted on 01/06/2005 10:03:22 AM PST by flitton
Prague - A 32-year-old Czech tried to commit suicide by cutting his throat with a chain saw but survived after the machine missed his jugular artery and got stuck in his spine, a report said on Wednesday.
This was his second suicide attempt, CTK news agency reported. He had earlier tried to hang himself from a tree branch but the branch snapped and he broke both legs in the fall, it said.
The man was taken to a Prague hospital and was recovering in an intensive care unit, hospital officials said.
Family problems were the likely reason for his suicide attempts, CTK reported. His first suicide attempt came after his wife threatened to divorce him and take their daughter with her.
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To: HMFIC
My advice to dimwit in CZ.
1. Climb to highest point on a cliff well over 100 feet tall.
2. Look down to make sure the coast is clear.
3. Jump. I think this guy would hit a plane on the way down, only sustaining life-threating injuries.
21
posted on
01/06/2005 10:22:17 AM PST
by
thackney
(life is fragile, handle with prayer)
To: flitton
"Now maybe you're scared of jumpin', 'n poison makes you sick
'N you want a little attention, 'n you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up, or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about, Now what you gonna do?
Go ahead on 'n get it over with then - Find you a bridge 'n take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
('Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump)
FZ 1981
22
posted on
01/06/2005 10:23:15 AM PST
by
Slump Tester
(John Kerry - When even your best still isn't good enough)
To: flitton
Sometimes it doesn't pay to innovate. The old tried-and-true methods are the best.
23
posted on
01/06/2005 10:27:54 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
To: Hildy
that is why i said "attempts", and with the knowledge of my father hanging himself, i do speak from first hand experience. Either you attempt or succeed.
To: VadeRetro; Junior; longshadow; RadioAstronomer; Doctor Stochastic; js1138; Shryke; RightWhale; ...
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posted on
01/06/2005 10:33:41 AM PST
by
PatrickHenry
(The List-O-Links for evolution threads is at my freeper homepage.)
To: flitton
26
posted on
01/06/2005 10:36:03 AM PST
by
Hatteras
To: PatrickHenry
pffft.. hahahaha best pinglist ever!
27
posted on
01/06/2005 10:36:55 AM PST
by
Just Dan
(Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.)
To: PatrickHenry
There are much easier ways to take care of this...a loaded gun for instance would solve this in one second. Also,laying on a train track would take care of it as well. Who the hell tries to kill themselves with a f-cking chainsaw?!?!?!
To: flitton
Poor guy needs lots of help.
29
posted on
01/06/2005 10:38:29 AM PST
by
tob2
(Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
To: flitton
Reminds me of a movie I saw once where the guy kept trying to commit suicide and failing. The title escapes me at the moment.
30
posted on
01/06/2005 10:38:46 AM PST
by
sweetliberty
(Just because we CAN do something, doesn't mean we should.)
To: Slump Tester
I really miss Frank Zappa.
L
31
posted on
01/06/2005 10:38:48 AM PST
by
Lurker
("I answer to you, 'F*** you-I shall die on my feet.!" Oriana Fallaci.)
To: flitton
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker
To: SE Mom
HAHAHA - read the thread then go to comment 25 - classic!
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posted on
01/06/2005 10:38:53 AM PST
by
Just Dan
(Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.)
To: PatrickHenry
lolol..........you're kidding.......right?
34
posted on
01/06/2005 10:39:29 AM PST
by
Zacs Mom
("In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock." Jefferson)
To: flitton
Say it ten times fast:
Of all the saws I ever saw saw, I never saw a saw saw, like that saw saws.
35
posted on
01/06/2005 10:40:23 AM PST
by
Bon mots
Seems that a Higher Authority does not want him to die.
36
posted on
01/06/2005 10:40:31 AM PST
by
It's me
To: flitton
"...Among the manifest attributes of God,
Let us not forget his sense of humor..."
P.J. O'Rourke
37
posted on
01/06/2005 10:41:19 AM PST
by
Pagey
(Hillary talking about the bible,is as hypocritical as Bill carrying one out of church for 8 years)
To: flitton; Americanwolf
"paging Dr. K. Dr. K. a young man needs your assistance in room 1..."
38
posted on
01/06/2005 10:42:42 AM PST
by
Americanwolfsbrother
(Democratic Underground: Home of the Mental Midget Society)
To: flitton
Time to cut this guy's gene pool also.
39
posted on
01/06/2005 10:43:00 AM PST
by
RetiredArmy
(DEMOCRATIC PARTY : Enemies of the Republic)
To: flitton
If he'da used a Stihl chainsaw it wouldn't have gotten stuck. Them's good chainsaws......
40
posted on
01/06/2005 10:44:57 AM PST
by
OB1kNOb
(When (not if) Christianity is outlawed, will they have enough evidence to convict you?)
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