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To: tiamat

I can see llamas, cows, goats, and pigs..........but chickens???????? they've GOT to be kidding?

which reminds me, I need to pull some emotionally distraught chicken out of the freezer for dinner...........cluckle, cluckle.


42 posted on 02/28/2005 8:43:01 AM PST by Gabz (Wanna join my tag team?)
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To: Gabz

Well, maybe not chickens.

They DO panic just fine, though.

Herre's a dumb joke.

Once upon a time a single man bought a parrot for company.

Unfortunantly for him, this particular parrot was simply MEAN. It bit if he tried to work with it, it only said swear-words, and it sqwacked in an ear-shattering tone through-out the night.

At the end of week 3, our Hero's nerves were shot.

When the parrot bit him as he was trying to clean it's cage, the man lost his temper, grabbed the bird and shoved it into the fridge.

The man poured himself a drink and tried to calm down.

Then he bagan to feel guilty. After all, the parrot was only a dumb animal, and the man was not abusive by nature.

He decided to get the parrot out of the fridge.

The man opens the fridge and there is the parrot, standing at attention.

The parrot says in a sincere and humble tone, "Sir, i would like to apologise for my offensive behavior. I promise I will never, ever bite you, nor swear at you nor keep you up all night EVER again! I have only one question! What did the chicken DO?"


51 posted on 02/28/2005 9:11:46 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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