[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

Joe, I think you've put your finger on the pulse of the issue. At the wrist of offending any Socialist lurkers, I say there is too much government involvement in our livers. The government should leave these South Dakota voters alone, lest it become hemorrhoidal, an absolute pelvic nuisance. Isn't there anyone with the spine to stand up to these knuckleheads? Knees Louise! Skulls should roll! Tibia or not to be, that is kneet the question....it's an adenoiding decision....noggin to sneeze at...

Val, thanks for the rib. I mean ping.

[Joe 6-pack]

Your ability to organ-ize your thoughts chills me to the bone. I'd give my eye teeth to be able to cut to the quick with such a well fleshed out presentation.

Others may not be able to stomach these puns, but they're music to my ears. Elbow before any man so nimble with words.

[MeekOneGOP]

ha!