Posted on 05/02/2005 8:23:14 AM PDT by areafiftyone
This is just fictional news.Another leftist lie. They hate Bush and they hate anything that makes either Bush look good. So they make up a lie.
QOUTE THE GREAT SGT. HULKA - "Lighten up, Eugene."
" God invented puberty so he must not have wanted us to take ourselves too seriously."
Got that right. And God gaves us smiles and laughter. If we never knew how to laugh we wouldn't be able to understand sorrow. All about balance. Balance is require in nature, humans are no different since we're just one part of nature.
It's only the Extremists from all walks of life that wish to control by way of manipulating our every thought.
The E in Extremists stands for Evil which craves inbalance and chaos.
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Amen, Dan, but with the exception of your #6. While I agree that much of her routine was funny, the Trash Culture references were rather cringeworthy ("Desperate Housewives," "Chippendales," "Dollar Bill" and "milking a male horse"). And, for the record, I am a guffaw-inducing, knee-slappin', habitually jolly "right-wing Christian"...;-}
Sorry we're keeping you up.
Oh don't apologize...I only yawn like that over boring and stupid things.
What bothered me was that little bit of free advertisement. I have such scorn for the entertainment establishment.
I, like you dad, ask that same question nightly as I scan through the 100 plus channels. Condensed to probably 5 watchable programs.
heh! very droll
I consider myself to be extremely conservative and pastor a Southern Baptist Church. I am not offended or dismayed in the least by her statements. I understood it as a simple joke and nothing else.
This also from the site:
"President Bush used a last-minute speech yesterday to blast the homosexual energy agenda, which he blamed for driving up prices at the pump. In the wide-ranging talk, Mr. Bush touched on such seemingly disparate topics as the excessive use of lighting in gay dance clubs, the misperception that the Toyota Prius is a 'gay' car, and the need to roll back regulations that are keeping the nuclear power industry tied up in knots."
Know what? You cast the first stone, I need mercy too much not to be merciful and I recall very avidly that the Jews accused Jesus of most of the things in those verses. In fact the Talmud teaches that Jesus was a bastard conceived during a menstrual period (which means He is cursed, too).
I don't figure I know anyone who can judge Laura Bush righteously because the Bible tells me that I (and in effect each other human) does not know his own heart therefore one is not fit to judge the heart of another.
You are welcome to fit this into whatever is required in your book but I have learned that what is forbidden/required of one is not necessarily forbidden/required of another.
You are entirely welcome to view it your way. I might wish she hadn't but for my part she is still whoever she was and she only really has to fear the Lord and please her husband.
Nowhere do I read that she has to please me or the Nation.
Ecc 3:1 To every [thing there is] a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
God is neither a scribe nor a Pharisee otherwise he should have done something other than reward Rahab and the Hebrew midwives for telling lies--as much Scripture as there is about lying; or David for eating the shewbread when hungry.
So I'm not the only one that has happened to...
Ummm-hmmmm.
Really, FRiend?
What about the admonition to preachers and elders, etc. about being held to a higher standard?
Is not Laura Bush a leader of this country (leading through example?)?
It's not a case of me "throwing the first stone" which you would have ascertained had you cared enough to read all of my posts on this thread.
You want to water down what is sin and what is not, be my guest. 'Pod.
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