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Conservative Christians Not Laughing at First Lady's Comedy Act (BARF ALERT!)
The Swift Report ^ | 5/2/05

Posted on 05/02/2005 8:23:14 AM PDT by areafiftyone

First Lady Laura Bush may have stolen the show with her surprise comedy routine at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, but her jokes and one-liners have made her no new friends among conservative Christians. In an official statement, one 'pro-family' advocacy group warned that Mrs. Bush's jokes at the President's expense were in violation of the Biblical command that wives respect their husbands.

Some shocked by Mrs. Bush's reference to herself as a "desperate housewife"

WASHINGTON, DC—The First Lady may have stolen the show with her surprise comedy routine at the 91st White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, but not everyone appreciated her jokes and one-liners poking fun at President Bush. At least one organization of conservative Christians quickly lashed out at Mrs. Bush's performance, warning that her remarks at the President's expense were a public refutation of the Biblical command that wives should respect their husbands.

According to an official statement released over the weekend by the Coalition for Traditional Values, an organization that seeks a more flexible relationship between church and state, Mrs. Bush's jokes at her husband's expense amounted to a public emasculation of the President. Pastor Roy DeLong, the statement's author and chair of the group, warns that the First Lady's performance comes at a time when the Mr. Bush's "manliness is already under attack."

Laura: Meet Ephesians

As a believer, President Bush is no doubt familiar with the passage from Ephesians that says 'Wives, submit yourselves unto your husbands, as unto the Lord,'" says Mr. DeLong. "That means that just as Christ is the head of the church, the husband is the head of the wife. That is not the

Mrs. Bush interrupted a speech being given by her husband at the annual dinner, remarking that "I have a few things I want to say for a change." She then proceeded to mock his performance, both public ("if you really want to end tyranny in the world, you're going to have to stay up later") and private, noting that by nine o'clock, Mr. Bush, whom she referred to as "Mr. Excitement," is typically sound asleep.

"One of the Proverbs says that 'a virtuous woman is a crown to her husband, but she that maketh him ashamed is as rottenness in his bones," notes Mr. DeLong. "I bet President Bush is feeling pretty rotten today."

Manliness in question

The rebuke to the First Lady's stand-up act comes on the heels of mounting concern about the President's image. Last week, Mr. Bush was seen holding hands with Crown Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Then the President raised eyebrows anew when he asked a crowd of supporters in Galveston, TX if they celebrated Splash Day, an annual gay pride event in that state, best known for attracting tens of thousands of buff men, wearing little more than suntan oil.

Even some members of Mr. Bush's famously loyal party looked askance at his recommendation during a speech on the nation's energy needs last week, when he encouraged Americans to consider driving hybrid vehicles, widely believed to be 'gay' cars.

Depraved housewives?

While the Coalition for Traditional Values was the first conservative advocacy group to jump on the First Lady's comments, more criticism is expected. In her remarks, Mrs. Bush likened herself to a desperate housewife, a reference to the hit show on ABC, noting that she watches the show with Lynne Cheney, wife of the Vice President.

"Desperate Housewives" has come under heavy fire from pro-family groups, including the American Decency Association, which has called for a boycott of ABC for airing the "degraded" show. Last fall, Mrs. Cheney asked the federal government to step in to protect the nation's children from the "Desperate Housewives."


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I'm sorry, but these people need to lighten up they sound like nuts!
1 posted on 05/02/2005 8:23:16 AM PDT by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone

IT WAS A JOKE!


2 posted on 05/02/2005 8:24:46 AM PDT by frogjerk
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To: areafiftyone

I'm a conservative Christian, and I thought they were pretty funny.


3 posted on 05/02/2005 8:25:16 AM PDT by Brilliant
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Ha ha, I thought it was great! A message to those stiff conservatives: here's a tissue for the issue.


4 posted on 05/02/2005 8:25:36 AM PDT by Roots (www.GOPatUCR.com - - College Republicans at the University of California, Riverside)
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To: areafiftyone

These folks need to get over themselves. Part of what made the routine so funny is that everyone knew Mrs. Bush would do never partake of some of the behavior she described.


5 posted on 05/02/2005 8:26:05 AM PDT by AQGeiger (Have you hugged your soldier today?)
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To: areafiftyone

There's more than a few "heavies" on FR. That said, everyone is entitled to their opinion and everyone is entitled to mock others' opinions. It's what makes it so fun!


6 posted on 05/02/2005 8:26:21 AM PDT by pissant (select your paddle carefully)
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To: areafiftyone

I agree - a bit toooooo far right for me.

I appreciated her humor and we all need to be roasted now and then, and who can do it better than our wives. And I do believe she did it with excellent taste and came off as 'polished' as she always does. However, all that being said, I do wish that Mrs Bush did NOT give reference to "Desperate Housewives" as she did.


7 posted on 05/02/2005 8:26:53 AM PDT by Lily4Jesus ( Jesus Saves)
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To: areafiftyone

These idiots need to get a life, drop the quarter people, lighten up and get over it!


8 posted on 05/02/2005 8:27:08 AM PDT by rockabyebaby (If you're not part of the solution, YOU ARE the problem.)
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I'm a conservative Christian, and I thought they were pretty funny.

That makes at least two of us. I thought she was very funny and charming and just as lovely as she always is.

9 posted on 05/02/2005 8:28:22 AM PDT by Bahbah (Something wicked this way comes)
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I'm a conservative Christian, and I thought they were pretty funny.

Amen! The Swift Report must have worked hard to find someone who purports to be a conservative Christian and has their panties in a wad!

10 posted on 05/02/2005 8:28:26 AM PDT by OrangeDaisy
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To: areafiftyone

More is being made of this than is probably there. Note: "more criticism is expected." Excuse me? Are they psychic?


11 posted on 05/02/2005 8:28:38 AM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Legislatures are so outdated. If you want real political victory, take your issue to court.)
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Thats because YOU have a sense of humor. These people DO NOT!


12 posted on 05/02/2005 8:28:49 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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It was humor! Heck, the Democrats have said things in poor taste and there wasn't this kind of uproar. Some conservatives need to get a grip.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
13 posted on 05/02/2005 8:28:53 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: areafiftyone

The what report?


14 posted on 05/02/2005 8:29:21 AM PDT by bkepley
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To: areafiftyone

"Coalition for Traditional Values" is far from traditional in their thinking. They sent GW a letter soon after inauguration complaining that the twins' dresses were too low cut.


15 posted on 05/02/2005 8:29:28 AM PDT by Soliton (Alone with everyone else.)
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To: areafiftyone

This sounds like a George Soros funded "Christian rights group" does anyone know anything about them?


16 posted on 05/02/2005 8:30:27 AM PDT by federal
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To: areafiftyone
It WAS a joke

BUT

I am alittle weary of all the male bashing that goes on.

Look at commercials. The male is ridiculed and the woman is calm, cool and collected and obviously "in charge".

Bush IS the President. I'd like to continue respecting him but when you ridicule someone if makes it more difficult to respect the person and not just the "office".

His wife appears to have a sense of humor. That's good. I believe she should continue to be funny but not let GW be the butt of her jokes. There are MANY things to laugh at. Pick something else.

She also ridiculed herself as a "desrperate housewife".

17 posted on 05/02/2005 8:30:27 AM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
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"I'm a conservative Christian, and I thought they were pretty funny."

Me too.

I am very tired of humorless, dour, bitter, pin-heads being the vocal voice of Christianity. Makes us look like twits.


18 posted on 05/02/2005 8:30:33 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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To: areafiftyone

She hit a homer....so I say: Obviously these people have never been on a farm or ranch. Lighten up and grow up while you are at it.


19 posted on 05/02/2005 8:30:53 AM PDT by cubreporter ( hav)
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To: areafiftyone
Good grief!

the First Lady's performance comes at a time when the Mr. Bush's "manliness is already under attack."

Men who are sure of their manliness are seldom threatened by mere words, especially made in jest, by someone who loves them. And who's attacking his manliness anyway? I thought the problem was he was all testosterone, and thus attacking the whole world? Jeez Louise!

20 posted on 05/02/2005 8:30:53 AM PDT by eyespysomething (hmmm....)
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