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Conservative Christians Not Laughing at First Lady's Comedy Act (BARF ALERT!)
The Swift Report ^ | 5/2/05

Posted on 05/02/2005 8:23:14 AM PDT by areafiftyone

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To: Dales
Are you suggesting that some pervert group got together and created a forgery to get conservatives to throw rocks at each other?

Kind of Macchiavellian,isn't that?

On the light side, it seems to be working!

61 posted on 05/02/2005 8:48:52 AM PDT by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are ignorance, stupidity and hydrogen)
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To: areafiftyone
This whole article is a hoax.

I believe Roy DeLong is a fictional creation. He exists only as an allegedly outraged pastor everytime The Swift Report feels some rabid Christian somewhere should be outraged.

Seriously. If he exists at all, he is a leftist who feigns outrage so they can write articles like this.

62 posted on 05/02/2005 8:50:26 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: areafiftyone

To the writer of this editorial: permit me to quote from Travis Tritt...."Here's a quarter, call someone who cares"


63 posted on 05/02/2005 8:51:44 AM PDT by NRA1995 (John Edwards: "Mah daddy worked in a MEEL")
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To: Obadiah

Really?

What about the Biblical admonition to be in the world but not part of it?

All the excusing on this thread makes me wonder...


64 posted on 05/02/2005 8:51:48 AM PDT by sauropod (De gustibus non est disputandum)
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65 posted on 05/02/2005 8:52:11 AM PDT by evets (God bless President Bush and VP Cheney)
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To: areafiftyone

Sounds like a liberal lie/smear. I really doubt there are very many people of ANY persuasion (required that they have an IQ > 45) that are ticked off.


66 posted on 05/02/2005 8:52:20 AM PDT by lawdude (Liberalism is a mental disease.)
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To: George Smiley

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.


LOL Or having too much fun. :)


67 posted on 05/02/2005 8:52:34 AM PDT by kalee
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To: areafiftyone

At least it wasn't one of those gridiron dinners. I watched the Jeff Foxworthy roast and that was more raunchy.


68 posted on 05/02/2005 8:52:43 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: areafiftyone

Wackos. If people don't want their kids exposed to Desperate Housewives they have no excuses of the "but they could be anywhere with a TV watching it" vartiety when the show is on at a time when little kids are home, and even younger teens should be at home doing homework on a Sunday night. Anyone who can't keep their kid from watching this show is a bad parent. Enough excuses, all these censoring, self-righteous idiots--the rest of us are not your nannies.


69 posted on 05/02/2005 8:52:57 AM PDT by Darkwolf (Jean Shepherd audio: http://www.flicklives.com/Mass_Back/mass_back.htm)
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To: Brilliant
I'm a conservative Christian, and I thought they were pretty funny.

I did as well. If we Conservative Christitans can't laugh at ourselves we are in trouble. Knowing that the First Lady would never watch that trash makes it even funnier. Heck She is probably in bed by 9:00 pm as well.

70 posted on 05/02/2005 8:53:06 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (Salvation is not a prayer and an experience its a life changing event <><)
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To: areafiftyone

I'm sure that, if it were not for the dignity of his office, George W. Bush would like to personally serve Mr. DeLong a nice big cup of "shut the &@(< up".


71 posted on 05/02/2005 8:54:05 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: areafiftyone

It's the old divide-and-conquer outrage machine, trying to separate conservative factions. It's just jokes!


72 posted on 05/02/2005 8:54:34 AM PDT by Puddleglum (Thank God the Boston blowhard lost)
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To: areafiftyone

Might have been helpful for them to listen to Laura's entire speech. I thought her serious comments about her relationship to her husband and the entire Bush family as she closed her comments were kind and loving.

Humor is humor. As a conservative Christian myself, I thought the bit was satire - and quite funny.


73 posted on 05/02/2005 8:55:53 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (Ah, spring!)
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To: areafiftyone

Laura stole the show. She was fantabulous. What a great couple.


74 posted on 05/02/2005 8:56:38 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: lawdude

Nope, this is a real life example of a (ahem) conservative Christian smear. Although your point about the IQ is well taken.


75 posted on 05/02/2005 8:57:08 AM PDT by dmz
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To: Bahbah

Three of us. It was funny. It was a joke, people.


76 posted on 05/02/2005 8:58:17 AM PDT by Wiser now (A bitter, sour old woman is the crowning work of the devil.)
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To: pissant
There's more than a few "heavies" on FR..."

Awww, you're just sore because you found yourself in the mod's crosshairs that middle of the night thread about the abducted bride coming out of hiding. ;^)

77 posted on 05/02/2005 8:58:32 AM PDT by DCPatriot
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To: BibChr

Plus is was written for her at her husband's request.


78 posted on 05/02/2005 8:58:36 AM PDT by WilliamWallace1999
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To: areafiftyone

This is so silly that it sounds like something that would come from the DU. There was a post last week from some middle Eastern newservice that claimed that the Saudi Prince's father was in a coma and dying, or already dead. I'm sure if true, this would explain the hand holding incident. The jokes, however were no big deal.


79 posted on 05/02/2005 8:59:10 AM PDT by Eva
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To: Lily4Jesus
I agree...I read her jokes and they were funny and done out of love for the Pres but I did not like the "Desperate Housewife" bit...


thats just me...
80 posted on 05/02/2005 8:59:31 AM PDT by PaulaB
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