[TomGuy]

I have no idea what you are talking about,
so here's a lady with a turkey on her head.

[cyborg]

http://www.wabcradio.com

you have to listen... if this is fake, this is one the best friday spoofs ever.

[I still care]

This is a true story.

When my husband was a teen, he heard his Mom at the foot of the stairs. She was yelling, "There's a monkey on my head!"

So he ran to to top of the stairs, and sure enough, there was a monkey stuck to her head.

Turned out a monkey got loose from around the block and jumped on her head, and wouldn't let go.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer person.