Good thing the South lost.
Of course can't have anything in the way of big government that's good for us, right? As long as it's under the 'right' leadership....
Clearly it is your country not mine that is running things so don't cry like a little girl when your son's 5th grade teacher bends him over his desk after school one day and everybody looks at you like you are the intolerant freak. Enjoy your victory and be sure to pack the K-Y in your boy's lunch pail.